.Hi there folks!
We played a trick on Bambi today.
We told her we entered her picture in a kitty cat beauty contest.
Of course, since Bambi is already a Queen, she knew she would win. How could a beautiful white cat with soft bunny fur not win a beauty contest?
Today in LOL cats (you know, I can has cheezburger?) They had a picture of a white cat, almost as pretty as Bambi and they had a caption for it. But we forget what it was, because we created our own caption for the picture. It is funny. But, Bambi didn't like it one bit and told us we were mean cats to play such a trick on her.
I still think it is funny, but Spyder went up to her and kissed her nose with his nose and laid down and turned up his belly, and put out his paws and said, "I so sorry, Bambi. Was not nice trick! You is our Bewty Queen Cat."
Well, it is true, Bambi is our beautiful Queen, but I'm not going to apologize. I'm a ninja, and ninja cats don't need to apologize. Do I? I just told her to toughen up and be strong. But, she cried just like in the picture.
So, Bambi went to her little queen bed. She said, "You hurt my feelings, Ninja!" and I felt so guilty I apologized. After all, ninjas have a code of honor, and we take good care of the ladies. So, now she is happy.